Cold Cocked Cards Delivers a Breath of Fresh – Make That Putrid – Air to an Otherwise Stale Genre

Miami, FL April 14, 2004 -– Organized and headed by partners Indulgent Ape, a sentient gorilla, and Blitzkrieg Vivienne, a modern-day, vampy Rosie the Riveter, Cold Cocked Cards delivers a breath of fresh – make that putrid – air to an otherwise stale genre.

At a press briefing, which showcased the unveiling of the company's articles of incorporation, CEO Indulgent Ape explained his involvement, "I had long been searching for a venue to cultivate the distraction and aggravation of the so-called evolved oppressors of the simian and less upright-natured cultures. Humans are so susceptible to marketing and merchandising that fighting the potential catastrophe of homogenized culture by offering them an alternative to the homogeny seemed like a charitable act... in addition to being personally lucrative."

Blitzkrieg Vivienne added, "We think having the word ‘cock' in our company name will help us get attention... good and bad."

Early reviews of their products have garnered descriptives like "low-brow," "counter-culture," and "mockingly indecent."

For additional information, contact Lucian Leviathan, Director of Sales and Marketing, at 305-978-4516.



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